When
I was six years old, I had the good fortune to suffer the worst year of my
life. Broken romances, bad investments, divorce, deaths, professional
disappointments, and embarrassing moments over the course of a lifetime do not
compare with the trauma I endured and survived in 1939.
Toward
the end of 1938 I glimpsed what was about to happen. One of my two adorable
“maiden” aunts got married without consulting me. Aunt Dorothy, my father’s
twin, taught art and English in a small-town high school on the western side of
Nodaway County, Missouri. Aunt Leta taught music and English in a similar
school on the eastern side of the County. Aunt Dorothy was now living with a
husband who taught in yet a different high school than she did, and she stopped
coming home on most weekends to visit me. To be with him, I supposed, but I felt betrayed.
The
aunts influenced my young life. After my grandmother died in January of 1932,
my parents continued living with my grandfather on the family farm near
Maryville in the center of the County. I made my debut just before Christmas of
that year on its shortest and coldest night. For six and a half years I was the
only child born to the three brothers and three sisters sired by my
grandfather.
From
my earliest memory I was the sole object of attention and affection for the
aunts and to a lesser degree my grandfather. Yes, the aunts competed for my
attention, and, yes, I encouraged it. They all took turns reading to me,
playing games with me and on summer evenings engaging in competitive tag and
hide-and-seek matches. Some times my father joined in but never my mother who wasn’t
athletic and couldn’t run as fast as the aunts. I got to be the ball boy for
the aunts’ tennis games on the grass court in our side yard. I can still close
my eyes and visualize the dusk of the long summer evenings the aunts–Dorothy
four feet, eleven inches tall, and Leta five feet, one inch–racing across the
yard determined to outrun my father.
My
precious aunts were comfortable and comforting. Although small in stature, both had large bosoms into which
I nestled my curly head while they read to me and told me about the places they
visited, the people they met, and the sights they saw. In later years I too
visited some of those places. They each owned a Model A Ford coupé. Their
summer vacations provided ample time for them to travel around the country to
New England, New York City, the Southwest, and Mexico. On the longer trips they
sometimes traveled together or with their older sister and her husband, but
they didn’t hesitate to go alone. I
accompanied them on shopping trips to Maryville for art supplies, books, sheet music,
and ice cream or to the tiny towns of Pumpkin Center (pronounced “Punkin”
Center), Skidmore, Quitman, Hopkins, Pickering, Maitland, Burlington Junction,
or Elmo where a friend or family member lived or was buried. Usually we took a picnic lunch eaten in
one of the parks or wooded areas scattered around the County. These day trips
during their long summer vacations on the farm were an opportunity for them to
get away from each other.
Aunt
Leta took a year off from teaching and went to New York City to get a masters
degree at Columbia. Because of her interest in music and having extra time on
her hands, she took classes at Juilliard, returning to Missouri with a limited
opera repertoire. Although opera was not my favorite pastime, I humored her by
letting her entertain me with these pieces and endured the endless practice
sessions. In the meantime, Aunt Dorothy, who did not sing opera, would be
waiting to give me drawing lessons.
In
December of 1937, as though announcing a Christmas present I would enjoy, my
mother confided to me that she was going to have a baby: “A little sister or brother for you to
play with, Frankie. Aren’t you
excited?”
My
emphatic unspoken answer was, “no, No, NO!”
I
had all the people I needed to play with–people who could read to me, play tag
and take me with them on excursions. No baby could provide any of those things.
Besides, I’d seen enough of my friends’ younger siblings to know that upon
their arrival the older children were expected to help take care of these usurpers,
and the newcomers also distracted the attention of parents, aunts, and uncles
from the older children. It was simply unfair. The pernicious idea slithered
through my mind that the aunts might like the little monster, especially if it
were a GIRL. The handwriting of things to come flashed on the wall in
florescent colors.
As
1938 rolled out my mother got bigger and bigger and right on schedule delivered
in June the brother I was meant to enjoy. When mother came home from the
hospital carrying the bundle, sure enough, the aunts were ecstatic to see “it,”
cooing and poking in a disgusting manner.
With their usual competitive spirit, the aunts vied to see which one
could hold “it” the greater amount of time. I confided despairingly to my dog Patsy: “This is a disaster!”
During
the first couple of months I spent a lot of time consulting with Patsy as to
how we might get rid of this “thing” (not a person to Patsy and me) which
diverted my aunts’ and parents’ attention from me–the designated object of
attention for the whole family. I had worked hard and faithfully to educate
them about rearing children. I let them entertain me. I felt discarded, even
abused. I didn’t deserve this treatment. I couldn’t just throw a tantrum,
though.
Aunts,
parents and grandfather all were of one mind: “We don’t throw tantrums in this family, now do we!” They
were conveniently forgetting that Leta on occasion threw spectacular tantrums.
Patsy
and I planned a runaway carriage accident that would, alas, be fatal to the
usurper. But there were no hills steep enough for the carriage to reach mach
speed. I thought of running away, but what about my meals? This move would
simply be my unconditional surrender to “it.” No plan of action came to mind
that would eliminate the usurper without incriminating us. I knew Patsy would get off with a stiff
warning of “bad dog” while I would bear the full rap for the crime.
So,
I hunkered down and consoled myself by avoiding every possible contact with
this brother. I exerted even greater effort to monopolize Aunt Leta’s time when
she returned to the now expanded family.
As
though the earthquake in my life were not enough and must be followed by a
tsunami, at Thanksgiving, when our family gathered around to express appreciation
the grasshopper plague had left a few bushels of corn in the field, came the
coup de grace.
Aunt
Leta calmly announced: “You
remember Lawrence, he came home with me last weekend, he sings baritone in my
choir at the Methodist Church, his wife died a couple of years ago and he has
the two nicest daughters–who are married and live in California–well, he asked
me to marry him and we’re going to, right after Christmas.”
Aunt
Dorothy, Leta’s brothers and their wives, my mother in particular, covered up
with smiles and congratulations their relief at this good news. The piece of
meat I was chewing stuck in my throat. As quickly as possible, I excused myself
from the table without taking my usual second helping of pumpkin pie and went
to my room where Patsy and I could feel sorry for ourselves in private. Patsy
was “good dog” about this even though she didn’t get her second piece of pie
either.
The
story has a happy ending. Lawrence
was a nice man, like his daughters who stayed out of Aunt Leta’s way most of
the time. He was delighted to
delegate to her the running of his life and quickly learned to avoid vexing
her. Tantrums became less and less necessary in her life. His beautiful baritone
voice was much in demand for church choirs and funerals accompanied by Aunt
Leta. The “kidnapper” of my wonderful Aunt Leta turned out to be my favorite
uncle who never minded being monopolized by his “favorite” nephew.
Gary,
the unwanted brother whose “accidental” demise Patsy and I spent hours
planning, and I developed an amicable relationship–not close but respectful of
each other’s accomplishments and compassionate about the vicissitudes we each
encountered along life’s winding road. Strange as it may seem, we never had a
fight or angry confrontation. In our twilight years we exchange phone calls
several times a year and keep each other informed on events and milestones in
our lives. He now lives in New York State near the Canadian border and I in
Arizona near Mexico.